Maximele saptamanii

Zilele astea astept sa plec la ski. Astept sambata ca si iesenii pe Sfanta Parascheva.
Nu prea mi-am batut capul cu probleme existentiale, dar am auzit si vazut niste lucruri care mi s-au parut distractive si le-as impartasi cu voi
1. Meteo. Dragi telespectatori, am doua vesti, una proasta si una buna. Vestea proasta e ca in sudul tarii vor fi caderi masive de zapada, si viscol. Vestea buna e ca si in restul tarii va ninge. Traducere: “Ce de cacat o sa fie in oltenia, da’ nu-i nici un bai, ca si in restu’ tarii o sa fie la fel”
2. Accident, o masina de pompieri plecata in interventie o derapat si o ajuns in curtea unora. Agentu’ de politie scrie in procesul verbal ca soferu’ nu o adaptat viteza la conditiile de drum. Traducere: “Bolovane, era in interventie! Voiai sa mearga cu 30 la ora ?”
3. GPS-ul imprumutat pentru excursia de saptamana viitoare in loc sa ma duca in “Piata Sf. Maria” voia sa ma duca in “Piata Stf. Maria”. P-asta o las fara traducere.

Va urez un calduros “Ne vedem joi”

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About Josef Svejk
Through possibly-feigned idiocy or incompetence he repeatedly manages to frustrate military authority and expose its stupidity in a form of passive resistance: the reader is left unclear, however, as to whether Švejk is genuinely incompetent, or acting quite deliberately with dumb insolence. These absurd events reach a climax when Švejk, wearing a Russian uniform, is mistakenly taken prisoner by his own troops. Source: Wikipedia

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