Aberatii aleatorii

As baga in fundul fiecarui sofer care nu semnalizeaza, batul de la semnalizator. Nu sunt Mama Omida sa ghicesc directia in care se indreapta fiecare imbecil in parte. Nu vorbesc de giratorii, alea sunt pentru avansati, dar ma astept ca la o intersectie de doua strazi cu cate o banda pe sens sa le comunici participantilor la trafic incotro binevoiesti sa te deplasezi. Na ca am dat-o in limba de lemn a agentilor de circulatie.

A doua chestie pe azi. O vorba mare. Sexul in viziunea barbatilor e ca-n filmele porno iar in viziunea femeilor ca in comediile romantice. Nu pot decat sa fiu de acord, cum de asemenea sunt de acord si cu maxima “intr-o casatorie ori ai liniste ori ai dreptate”.

Hai noroc si ce-o zis Gheorghe!

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About Josef Svejk
Through possibly-feigned idiocy or incompetence he repeatedly manages to frustrate military authority and expose its stupidity in a form of passive resistance: the reader is left unclear, however, as to whether Švejk is genuinely incompetent, or acting quite deliberately with dumb insolence. These absurd events reach a climax when Švejk, wearing a Russian uniform, is mistakenly taken prisoner by his own troops. Source: Wikipedia

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